This fascist forward is a natural playoff performer. Benito to his friends, Dave is a herdsman, corralling opponents and other teammates points on the scoresheet. He is a predator on and off the ice, and lets nothing stand between him and his prey.
Strengths: Playoff goals, floating, pleasurecraft operating, theft, no look passes
Weaknesses: Regular season goals, stickhandling, aging, doesn't know the meaning of the word "no"