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Birthdate:
Jun 08, 2012
Class: Other
Home: Medicine Hat, Albert
Position: RD
Height: 6-0
Weight: 163
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Bio:
On the day I was born, the earth shook. All the ships in the earth sank. A great brid raised out of the ocean.And spat me out of its like... throat hole? Onto the shore of babalon. Where I was raised by a whore with three eyes. And she did say onto me "Son one day you will be a great hockey player."
She was wrong. |